We value
Things that are new and shiny over things that are proven and effective
Slogans and promises over working software
Methodologies and practices over individuals and innovation
Certifications over common sense and aptitude
Group think over critical thought
We Commit
To choosing whichever methodology makes the most grandiose promises
To continue to create new unproven methodologies to keep the certification mills humming
To reject metrics as a measure of success and to continue to create new unproven methodologies so there will be always something new that metrics can’t be applied to
To tithe 10% of our earnings annually to certifications mills, lest our certs be revoked
